Holy Smackers...

So it's been like half a year since my last update... in other words the novelty of Livejournal is long past due and all we are left with are the lovely memories that once were... oooo tears... so this is more of a ploy so I don't have to start studying for my tests in the next few minutes. Between downloading music and watching Maximum Exposure... that awesomely entertaining REALtv on the spike channel (who ever came up with Spike television needs to learn that COPS isn't a show worthy of a marathon) I have successfully removed myself from the living room and my books. Tomorrow I have an International Marketing test followed by a calculus test on friday... neither of which Im properly prepared for at this moment in time... and if anyone knows wtf an implicit formula is or why it's important to life please by all means educate me before this friday.

Within these past few weeks many crazy things have unfolded... for instance: I discovered what a French Manicur was this past Friday night and how its different from whatever that other one is called:). Also, I realized that FedEX doesn't have a Union... I was in this sales competition... handled myself like a champ and got some decent experience; however, I was stumped when it came to the question of their unionization process and protocols, truth be known they dont have one and I was fooled... grrr trickery. I thought... how odd is it to be laying upon those cement "tombs" outside of the SLC for fallen soliders... but why else put them there. Is that morbid... who is to judge... not I... I thought also... thank you Tate Preachers... without you fine folks I wouldn't have thought that smoking marijuana turns you into not only a heathen but a gay one at that. My apartment, Riverclub 328 (Known fondly as Topless amongst those whom are cool enough to be such) is rockin'... poor Jack outback is rotting away under the swaying pine-esque trees as the sun sets upon his gellatin outer-layer. Just call me a poet. Tuesdays are mostly devoted to great food, good times, and great people. The Ocoee River has nothing on me (and Jen, Joe, John, Geo, and Shera... raft-o-awesomeness). Ralphie is like the coolest pumpkin of all time. November weather is awesome because of global warming:). Jen never fails to make me smile with her beauty and maturity/immaturity. Waking up next to someone that makes you want to wake up just so you can look at them in the morning is incredible. Getting out of bed of course is another story at 9am. Sorry to be all cute and mushy but you know I can't resist sometimes. Upcoming this week= tests, tests, studying, mama's birthday, and trying to make finalized Thanksgiving plans. Pre-Christmas trip to the wonderful Copper Mountain... O ROCK!:)


TRIVIA: What jounrnalist fathered the modern idea of Santa Claus and his home up North. Not to mention the amazing character of Uncle Same?

BRAVO: To my favorite little nerd for making the most amazing Marketing notes this planet has ever known, and for being the constant reminder of what is beautiful. BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! To the 328 Topless fellas and to our newest member who is decaying outside our window (JacK) BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! Happy 165th birthday Mom;)! BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! CTY Sigma boys- if you ever read this... BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO!

UNBRAVO: For tests, accorns that fall on our heads (thats got to be a sign of luck though you know), and to Zaxby's for taking lots of my money recently. UNBRAVO! UNBRAVO! UNBRAVO! My right leg which constantly seems to be pulled and tightened. UNBRAVO! UNBRAVO! UNBRAVO! Geoff Grimes pulled over Greg Blue! Yep- #17 on the Dawgs Blueeeeeee. UNBRAVO! UNBRAVO! UNBRAVO!

Song of the moment: James Blunt - High
Another good song: Dave Matthews Band - Dreamgirl (Sweetdreamin...)
Another good song: David Gray - The One I Love (I swear Im a man)
Another good song: Don Mclean - American Pie (Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! More! More! More! More! non-CTY peeps=?)

Quote of the day: "100, I would have gotn a 105 but they don't give out ownage points:)" -in response to my marketing test (Karma for that is going to hurt) - Me
Another good quote: "Gahyme!) -Omega Rules